Post by Quingee on Jan 17, 2018 13:40:06 GMT -6
As a somewhat-bustling somewhat-metropolis, Larkspur City has surprising roots as the Larkspur trading post en route from the Printy Paper Mill. It has since blossomed into the closest thing Printy County has to a full-fledged city, thanks to its beneficial location along County Road 4, and it's ever growing population makes it an attractive location for adults looking to be in the center of the action. With a few blocks of semi-skyscrapers, apartment buildings, office buildings, and large shopping complexes, it encapsulates the inner city environment-- especially at night, when the streets are dyed in bright blue neon lights.
Relatively safe, the streets are surprisingly pedestrian-friendly-- even if the traffic signals for crossing streets are infamously slow in changing. It's a better alternative than the alleyways, especially considering a debatably tame slime Gru may come crawling out from a dumpster at any time, and the sidewalks have proven to be well-maintained even in strange alien-induced weather. The same can't be said for the local roadway infrastructure, however, as it's always been rather neglected due to the difficulty and costs needed to replace roadways always in constant use. As such it's unwittingly created a confusing layout of one ways and roundabouts, and now roadways tend to jam quickly. Even worse, if local residents needed even more problems, traffic has become even worse since the invasion, thanks to the aliens' choice to purposedfully ignore adhering to SIMPLE, EASY TO UNDERSTAND, STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE GOSH DARN LANE YOU BLOB EYED BEAK TRICKLER-- er, traffic laws.
Despite Larkspur housing the Silo Tower, the major human stronghold, Larkspur is easily the part Printy County most affected by the invasion. Especially considering that it contains primarily big, corporate-owned businesses, the majority of which have been bought out by and placed under the control of the Gru. If one is looking to get mixed up in the company of the invaders, Larkspur is probably the most relatively-safe and best place to do it.